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ūüćĎ Why do humans have hairy butts?

ūüćĎ Why do humans have hairy butts?

Why do humans even have butt hair? 

Is it to muffle farts? Give off scents to potential mates? A conspiracy lead by the waxing and razor companies? Science tells us a lot ... but maybe not everything. 

Theory #1: SCENT COMMUNICATION:

Basically, butt hair does the same thing as armpit hair: traps your natural scent to make you attractive to potential mates. 

Theory #2: MUFFLE FARTS

According to an IGN study, butts that waxed all their bungholio hair were unable to silently fart. YES, this is a real study. 50 men and women did the experiment and 10/10 could not muffle their own farts. *clenches butt*

Theory #3: MINIMIZE FRICTION

Humans move around a lot. Without butt hair all of this moving could lead to some serious irritation.

 

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