Why do humans even have butt hair?
Is it to muffle farts? Give off scents to potential mates? A conspiracy lead by the waxing and razor companies? Science tells us a lot ... but maybe not everything.
Theory #1: SCENT COMMUNICATION:
Basically, butt hair does the same thing as armpit hair: traps your natural scent to make you attractive to potential mates.
Theory #2: MUFFLE FARTS
According to an IGN study, butts that waxed all their bungholio hair were unable to silently fart. YES, this is a real study. 50 men and women did the experiment and 10/10 could not muffle their own farts. *clenches butt*
Theory #3: MINIMIZE FRICTION
Humans move around a lot. Without butt hair all of this moving could lead to some serious irritation.